1991 BOTY

Since today we will find out who is this the 2009 Skater of the Year, I have decided to celebrate one of my other favourite "of the Years". Personally I think that the 1991 BOTY was definatly one of the greatest beards of all time, but thats just me. Also this blog is awesome and a true inspiration, thanks for the beard vid. Enjoy.

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Goodbye Skateboarding...

This is the first video in a while I couldn't make it all the way through. The last one, well lets just say that I am afraid to even post the link to it and I only made it until the 4th execution. Yes this shit is that fucking sick.

Always wanted to attend the gathering but...

It always seems I'm in jail for rape.

Shitbrain...

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On a roll...

Tomorrow is a holiday. I will be going out this evening, something tells me dress code will be the opposite of this. I am smoking all my smokes tonight too.

One Month of no posting = No Visits Anymore

But for those lucky few who havent given up on me, I present to you the most metal motherfucker in the game....

We will have to talk about this when your older...

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What a month...

Sorry about the no posts. I have been busy hanging out with my cat. My guess is no one will read this. Here is a picture of a high five gone wrong, this guy was wearing a skirt.

Food tastes better when it is made out of MEAT.

I know lots of people who are vegetarian or whatever. I think you are all great people, but fuck I want you to cook ribs with me on skateboard adventures. It used to be punk, I know, but it isn't anymore. Remember when you broke your edge at that BME party? Its time to embrace gods gift to Humans, non-humans that are delicious. I say if god didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat. Here are some charts I found online that break down all the awesome-est areas of popular animals that are good to eat. Enjoy. If you have any questions just let me know, Ill be happy to accommodate you. So lets all rush out and break our "Meat Edge" this weekend.

Space Hipsters Whatever!

I can't believe I'm posting this but people get restless when you take a week off. So choke on this fuckos.

Oh my Fucking God,

I don't know why but this fucking fixed gear thing fucking makes me furious. I love riding bikes don't get me wrong, but this has gone too far. Fact: there are people out there who accually make videos of themselves riding down hills, riding up hills, riding over hills and calling themselves pioneers. Fact: Bikes have been around for-fucking-ever, you are not a pioneer. Fact: Bikes have nothing to do with Skateboards, so don't say that riding your fixed gear makes you stoked to skate. Jesus fucking Christ! I don't hate everyone who rides one, like I said bikes are fun and I love riding them. I guess you could say "I just dont understand", which I don't because I think gears are awesome. Oh yea, for the record, skateparks are for skateboards. It dosnt matter what kind of bike your riding, if I see it in the bowl, I'm throwing it into a tree.

Go back to East Van you posers...

Look at these three losers. I was walking by Antisocial and saw these fucks drinking in the alley. I got news for you the ally way is not in East Vancouver, go back home.