Thank you for Giving a Fuck...

Its the Super Live Toy Drive! This year lets give a fuck! Give to the fucking kids, Dont be a dick... Oh yea, remember, "with the tags fags" only new shit gets you a Holiday Heat disk.

This is real... Christ...

Linked on King Shit = First post in Months

Just some pictures off my computer, for shits and gigs... I actually have a lot of material I could post, maybe I will, maybe I wont...

Christian Gangsters + Real Talk = Side Hugs

The Christian side hug. No front hugs or kissing cause you got to keep your mind pure. If you front hug the terrorists have won, also regular huggin' has just gotten too pornographic.

Time after Time...

I always say I'm gonna get on the posts, I never do. I will be posting pictures that I stole from other respectable websites and blogs until I come up with some thing good to bitch about. In the mean time enjoy the pictures, or coffin nails.

One Month of no posting = No Visits Anymore

But for those lucky few who havent given up on me, I present to you the most metal motherfucker in the game....

The world is getting perv-ier

New poll, Old Poll

I thought every one was gonna go with fixed gears, but what do I know. I too shall rejoice, remember the early 90's? Oh yea, you were born in '91 my bad, oops. New poll, with this "exodus" to Victoria I ask you all what will you do once you get there?

• Work/Hang out at McDonald's
• Settle Down
• Play your Drums by the whale wall
• Start a bad ass fixed gear team like you always dreamed

Basically those are the only things I can think of to do there. People will say that the skate scene is super rad and I don't disagree (that it is awesome) but as we all know you are too Old to be playing with toys. Its time to grow up and think about your future. Your vote will stop terror, if you don't vote our future is uncertain.

Only Hours Left to Vote...

Make it count, its all evened up! Get of the couch you hippie-commie fucks! What's wrong you hate Democracy? Do you hate Iced Tea? Or do you hate Freedom? If your not with us your against us!

Its Election time!

Its that time of the year again, Canada just had their federal elections, Vancouver is having their municipal election any day now and in a few weeks Americans will head to the polls. So in honor of democracy, I have developed my very own election to determine which Iced Tea I will drink for the next four years. Please choose carefully from 3 very different selections as you can only vote once. It time to exercise your rights and vote for the iced tea you feel best represents "Think Fast Hipster".