Thank you for Giving a Fuck...

Its the Super Live Toy Drive! This year lets give a fuck! Give to the fucking kids, Dont be a dick... Oh yea, remember, "with the tags fags" only new shit gets you a Holiday Heat disk.

This is real... Christ...

Christian Gangsters + Real Talk = Side Hugs

The Christian side hug. No front hugs or kissing cause you got to keep your mind pure. If you front hug the terrorists have won, also regular huggin' has just gotten too pornographic.

Always wanted to attend the gathering but...

It always seems I'm in jail for rape.

Shitbrain...

A good site can be found here

Time after Time...

I always say I'm gonna get on the posts, I never do. I will be posting pictures that I stole from other respectable websites and blogs until I come up with some thing good to bitch about. In the mean time enjoy the pictures, or coffin nails.

We will have to talk about this when your older...

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The Hipster Grifter...

This bitch is gnar, who the fuck would brag about working for the Coachella festival?

Click the Picture to read all about it.

New Poll - Street Cred...

Since I ruined my Ollie muscles and can't jump (for some fucking reason, I blame Snowboarding), what trend should I subscribe to in order to beef up my street cred? There are tons of trends going on in skateboarding (past and present). Some past trends include, killing a chick and burying her in the desert, Rapping or going to prison and reemerging a "saved man". For the sake of this poll I have weeded the possibilities down to my top 5 favourites. Its your fucking call, I am a pawn in this game of cool.

1. Get a Face Tat.

Seems to be very popular these days, Braydon did it, Antwan (above) did it best and J. Rogers did it worst.

2."Custom motorcyles"

Very popular amongst some of my favourite skateboarders like Max and Rick.

3. Cash in on the Street Wear Craze

Keith Hufnagel did it, I could do it too. All I need is to brush up on my "Raps" and "Sneaker Knowledge" . No Problem!

4. Fixies!

I know you are all bored of this and I have talked about it so much (too much), but I feel that it is still relevant today. It is now spilling into the mainstream and creating its own identity. What was once for an elite few is now for everyone!

5. Quit, everything.

This is self explanatory, and seems like the next logical step in my progression as a "skateboarder".

Fun extras! First comment naming the guy in the photo above with a brief explanation of the photo's significance wins a award of exponential proportions.

Poll Closes at the End of the Month.

I don't smoke weed...

Because its illegal. Whatever, this is pretty awesome and totally irrelevant. What ever, eat it up stoner bro's because when the Cthulhu rises...