Fingers!

I Told You So...

There are a bunch more, and like I said, I told you it was good for you.

A post for the Season....

1991 BOTY

Since today we will find out who is this the 2009 Skater of the Year, I have decided to celebrate one of my other favourite "of the Years". Personally I think that the 1991 BOTY was definatly one of the greatest beards of all time, but thats just me. Also this blog is awesome and a true inspiration, thanks for the beard vid. Enjoy.

Slayer, the chicken fingers of metal...

Cant remember where this came from, sorry to the photo shop master mind who created it. If you think about it so much is going on in this photo its insane.

Why Do Kids call 360 Flips Tre Bombs?

Are they trying to sound all fancy? Grey poupon is fucking mustard no mater which way you look at it. I know that doesn't make much sense but neither does leaving the sticker on you new baseball cap. Jus' saying.

Thats my Shit....

On a roll...

Tomorrow is a holiday. I will be going out this evening, something tells me dress code will be the opposite of this. I am smoking all my smokes tonight too.

I hate Mondays...

Real talk...

Its a Poll, you bimbo...

In an attempt to see if anyone actually cares to stroll through my shit pastures anymore... I ask you this question... would you hit that? I will post the results next week some time.

Fuck My Life...

One Month of no posting = No Visits Anymore

But for those lucky few who havent given up on me, I present to you the most metal motherfucker in the game....

Skate Bikes!

It's so awesome dude, Its like a fucking skateboard and a bike together! Shit even fake MJ is down...

Even this guy gets it...

Let's Go Camping!

It's May, spring is here so lets go camping fuckers.

The Naked Wizard...

Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo

Coachella must have been so trippy

For Scumador...

Poetry project Part 2: Please present your poem creatively for the class.

The Hipster Grifter...

This bitch is gnar, who the fuck would brag about working for the Coachella festival?

Click the Picture to read all about it.

The Votes are in...

A face tattoo it is! I do have to say I'm pretty happy only six of you wanted me to kill myself, that would suck. I have decided to put the fate of my face in your hands by asking you "what should I get tattooed on my face?". The comments section is open so feel free to post your suggestions there (no anonymous comments you pussies). I would also like to Congratulate "El Scumador" on correctly identifying the photo of the dude with his brains all over his room as Dead the (former) front man of the band Mayhem. Your prize is pending since I cant bring our pal and his band mate Euronymous back from Valhalla to play a private show for Easter dinner. Perhaps an even better tidbit of news, is that the man responsible for the death of Euronymous and (alleged) multiple church burnings has been released on parole, the man behind black metal's legendary Burzum and all round good guy Mr. Varg Vikernes. Lets all keep our fingers crossed that the follow-up to 1999's Hliðskjálf is on its way.

The Return of Hate...

Who the fuck... I mean... Seriously... uuuggghhh. I am at a loss for words right now. The worst music ever made came out of this... I can only imagine what her kid will be like.