Goodbye Skateboarding...

This is the first video in a while I couldn't make it all the way through. The last one, well lets just say that I am afraid to even post the link to it and I only made it until the 4th execution. Yes this shit is that fucking sick.

Always wanted to attend the gathering but...

It always seems I'm in jail for rape.

Slayer, the chicken fingers of metal...

Cant remember where this came from, sorry to the photo shop master mind who created it. If you think about it so much is going on in this photo its insane.

I have an million dollar Idea!

Let's mix several of the greatest musics ever into one super-duper musics! You love it when there is that weird robot voice in all your raps, right? Ok, now do you like screamy metal-ish mall emo stuff? Holy fuck you love it too! Now what if you mixed that shit with mother fucking O-town? Ill tell you what if, you would have a musical genre that would render all other genres obsolete. It will be like an orgy of awesomeness in your fucking brain....
Well guess what, a gang of meth addled kids from butt-fucking who cares beat me to it. And you know what, I think I'm gonna let them have it.

Homies...

Regina is cold...

Which is awesome because you get to have a collection of sweet pea-coats and toques and stuff. You can also be an ultimate fighter, like Kevin. Here is a photo of him man handling a crazy gap. It must be all the xyence.

The Return of Hate...

Who the fuck... I mean... Seriously... uuuggghhh. I am at a loss for words right now. The worst music ever made came out of this... I can only imagine what her kid will be like.

New Employee!

Since I am now a cyber-wizard (I got 21 votes on my poll) I have hired someone as head of non-human resources. Please welcome my cat Kenicky to the team. I should have your budget sorted out by early next week. Whatever, I just wanted to show off this sweet picture of my cat. Fucking hipster.

I need an answer.

I need a little help from you guys, I Enjoy snowboarding a lot, and I go and do "the boarding" more than your average "Snowboarder". Coming from a skateboard background, I am just wondering if snowboarders look at skateboarders the same way I look at them. I see a bunch of spoiled boners who dress retarded and get all pissy when things don't go THEIR way. I know not all snowboarders are actually like this (some of my best friends are "snowboarders") and many skaters are. This is what I see, If the book has a shitty cover I just assume it has shitty words and paragraphs and shit too. I might lose some friends over this, but whatever I'm not in it to win friends. This ain't the fucking Hills. Please review the photos and vote to your right. Thanks,

Space Hipsters Whatever!

I can't believe I'm posting this but people get restless when you take a week off. So choke on this fuckos.

Glad I'm not a Vegan

Beastwick, whats for dinner? I know what I'm going to have...

Holy Fuck stop the fucking press... This is real,

Fuck these guys...

Oh my Fucking God,

I don't know why but this fucking fixed gear thing fucking makes me furious. I love riding bikes don't get me wrong, but this has gone too far. Fact: there are people out there who accually make videos of themselves riding down hills, riding up hills, riding over hills and calling themselves pioneers. Fact: Bikes have been around for-fucking-ever, you are not a pioneer. Fact: Bikes have nothing to do with Skateboards, so don't say that riding your fixed gear makes you stoked to skate. Jesus fucking Christ! I don't hate everyone who rides one, like I said bikes are fun and I love riding them. I guess you could say "I just dont understand", which I don't because I think gears are awesome. Oh yea, for the record, skateparks are for skateboards. It dosnt matter what kind of bike your riding, if I see it in the bowl, I'm throwing it into a tree.

Go back to East Van you posers...

Look at these three losers. I was walking by Antisocial and saw these fucks drinking in the alley. I got news for you the ally way is not in East Vancouver, go back home.

Pay attention kids...

Remember last year when all you guys were 19 and saying "remeber the 80's". Well I dont really get it, because I was born in 1981 and I dont remeber shit. Anyway... you fuckers should listen to Mr. T, since he is your fucking Jesus and be somebody. Fools.

Who is this loser,

I see him everywere, he is trying way too fucking hard.

Now for rent...

Who Cares about rats, tetnis or crime, Its only $1500 per month and in Strathcona!